New York was very interesting. I love travelling to New York, especially with good friends and enjoying the sites.
The trip began with a bus trip from the Chocolate City to the Big Apple. Nothing really funny happened on the bus...my last bus trip was to Ohio and a big fat prostitute sat across from my friend and was trying to rub his leg while he slept. On that same bus trip a drunk man pissed on himself and was trying to fight the bus driver...so as I said didn't have anything to laugh at really on this bus trip.
My friends and I ended up staying in a nice apartment near Times Square. We could walk right into the action at anytime. My boy really picked out a nice place and it made us feel like we were living in New York lol.
Eating was our favorite pass time...I mean I ate a chili dog with ketchup, mustard, and sauerkraut, and a bacon cheeseburger with fries on the way up. Then when we got to New York we moved into our house, and began exploring. I can't remember what we ate first, but I do know by the end of the day we had pizza. I had two huge slices of pizza that I couldn't finish; one was pepperoni and the other was pepperoni and bacon. I was full. We enjoyed the rest of the night. The next day I ate breakfast at this diner...eggs scrambled hard with cheese, a side of bacon, a huge side of potatoes, and three huge pancakes. Then we went in this huge candy store that had retro candy (if that's what you call it lol), a chocolate fountain I wanted to swim in, and everyone pigged out on candy. Then we tried to go to the Statue of Liberty, but you have to get there early in the morning so no Green Lady :(
OK so the trip was filled with food, fun, shopping, and a lot of walking. The best part...well almost best part was Karaoke!!!! That was so fun!
I'm not being one hundred percent open about the "fun times" in New York so here is the side part about it that I didn't really care for...unfortunately my mind plays these parts of the trip with lots of profanity and anger so I must write it in gibberish...just keep in mind it is filled with lots and lots of anger and profane language...do not read forward if you are a judgmental and devout religious person who would be appalled that a Christian was angry and cussing: "You *^()*^(*^(*&^(* I know you're not *&(%^$&$&*%^$*%^$*%^#$*&^$*&^$*^, what gave you the reason (*^)(*^)(*^(*&%*&^$&^%#&%^$#$$#%$#!@, stop all the ^%(*&%*&$^*^%#^%$^%$&%@&%#*^%$, that is some *(^*&*(^(*&%&*&, and furthermore *&%*(&%(*&%(&%(&%)*(&)(*)(&(*^*&$*^$.
So that's all I hope you enjoyed this public service announcement.
P.S. I would do it all over again!!!!
The trip began with a bus trip from the Chocolate City to the Big Apple. Nothing really funny happened on the bus...my last bus trip was to Ohio and a big fat prostitute sat across from my friend and was trying to rub his leg while he slept. On that same bus trip a drunk man pissed on himself and was trying to fight the bus driver...so as I said didn't have anything to laugh at really on this bus trip.
My friends and I ended up staying in a nice apartment near Times Square. We could walk right into the action at anytime. My boy really picked out a nice place and it made us feel like we were living in New York lol.
Eating was our favorite pass time...I mean I ate a chili dog with ketchup, mustard, and sauerkraut, and a bacon cheeseburger with fries on the way up. Then when we got to New York we moved into our house, and began exploring. I can't remember what we ate first, but I do know by the end of the day we had pizza. I had two huge slices of pizza that I couldn't finish; one was pepperoni and the other was pepperoni and bacon. I was full. We enjoyed the rest of the night. The next day I ate breakfast at this diner...eggs scrambled hard with cheese, a side of bacon, a huge side of potatoes, and three huge pancakes. Then we went in this huge candy store that had retro candy (if that's what you call it lol), a chocolate fountain I wanted to swim in, and everyone pigged out on candy. Then we tried to go to the Statue of Liberty, but you have to get there early in the morning so no Green Lady :(
OK so the trip was filled with food, fun, shopping, and a lot of walking. The best part...well almost best part was Karaoke!!!! That was so fun!
I'm not being one hundred percent open about the "fun times" in New York so here is the side part about it that I didn't really care for...unfortunately my mind plays these parts of the trip with lots of profanity and anger so I must write it in gibberish...just keep in mind it is filled with lots and lots of anger and profane language...do not read forward if you are a judgmental and devout religious person who would be appalled that a Christian was angry and cussing: "You *^()*^(*^(*&^(* I know you're not *&(%^$&$&*%^$*%^$*%^#$*&^$*&^$*^, what gave you the reason (*^)(*^)(*^(*&%*&^$&^%#&%^$#$$#%$#!@, stop all the ^%(*&%*&$^*^%#^%$^%$&%@&%#*^%$, that is some *(^*&*(^(*&%&*&, and furthermore *&%*(&%(*&%(&%(&%)*(&)(*)(&(*^*&$*^$.
So that's all I hope you enjoyed this public service announcement.
P.S. I would do it all over again!!!!
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