Not Cheating II...

Him is named Marvin.

Marvin: We had a fight and I told her about us.

Other Woman: What about us???

Marvin: That you're just my friend whose been helping me through my issues.

(She moves closer to him)

Other woman: What did she say?

Marvin: That I was "emotionally cheating on her!" You women crack me up with your different perspectives on relationships.

Other woman: No you men are funny because you're so clueless about stuff until it happens to you. Women have been through so much that we knew the definitions because men were creating them. And now that women are finally seeing the "benefits" of what "cheating" has done for men...now men want to say oh no she hurt me or my feelings are hurt. (She laughs)

Marvin: Wait a minute I never said or feel like cheating is beneficial! Cheating is wrong. Kissing someone else is wrong or sleeping with someone else is wrong, but me talking to my friend; who happens to be a woman about my relationship issues is wrong?? (Throws his hands in the air) I'm an emotional cheater.

Other woman: I've told you Marvin you've should've been talking to her about how you feel.

Marvin: other woman but she wouldn't listen. Her is not attracted to a man who shares his feelings. Her is not attracted to a man who cries or hurts. Her is just, she's just stuck on her ideal man and not the man she's with!!!

Other woman: Well maybe you should move on a let her find her ideal man. (She hugs him and then kisses his forehead).

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