Not Cheating...

Him: You can't say I'm cheating! I didn't sleep with her.

Her: You don't get it!!!

Him: Get what? Huh! What don't I get? I told you that she and I are friends. She's just a FRIEND!!!

Her: But I'm more than a friend! I've given you everything I have and that's not enough for you. I've changed my whole life just to be with you.

Him: Yeah you've changed your life, but you changed it for you!!! You come home and you spend more time with yourself than you do with me. She talks to me when I need a friend. She asks me how my day was and knows when I've had a bad day.

Her: And you don't see anything wrong with that???

Him: Yeah I do! It should be you, but it’s not so my friend is doing it for me. She's a friend and we talk about everything.

Her: WHY!!!! WHY!!!! Why would you do this to me?

Him: What the hell are you TALKING ABOUT???!!! YOU ACT LIKE I STEP OUT ON US OR I'M SNEAKING AROUND ON YOU! I'm committed to you and you alone. She's just there when you're not around to meet my emotional needs.

Her: That's my point!

Him: WHAT?!?!

Her: You're cheating on me on an emotional level.

Him: There's no such thing, but if it is you shouldn't have left any room for the next woman to do so...

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